A poll? About condiments? Really?POLL: What's the one condiment you can't live without? https://t.co/Wq83760CU5— AJC (@ajc) February 2, 2016
So I go to the page to see my "response alternatives," which is pubopspeak for the choices given to me in a poll. They are:
Now, what can we make of this? Nothing at all, of course. It's a silly poll, just for fun, filled out by people with an odd affection for mayonnaise. Such silly online polls are fine if they're not taken seriously, not used to drive a news story.
But mayo? Really? Sheesh.