Republican presidential hopeful Gov. Rick Perry has come through for me -- raising subtle doubts about Barack Obama's birth certificate. I here I was, afraid the birthers were gone.
Why do I care? First, it's just so much fun, this whole birther thing. Second, I've done research on the birthers that is now sitting at an academic journal awaiting reviews. Any publicity about birthers, from a strictly personal point of view, is good publicity. Makes my research all the more relevant.
In other words, it's all about me me me.
Now if Donald Trump would only re-enter the race. Or Donald Duck. And that I'm-not-a-witch chick, too.