As my fellow insanely rich friends know, this Thursday (Oct. 15) is Tax Day for those with offshore accounts. Read about the pain many of us feel here.
I speak, of course, of my Adsense dollars piling up in my Caymans account thanks to the tens of readers worldwide who visit this blog. Cha-ching, cha-ching. Oh, and there's the Swiss bank account. And another one is located in a sunny spot so secret even I can't remember.
I like to spread the money around.
Most of you can't imagine the difficulties of such squalid abundance, of accounts with long numbers and digits and secret codes cleverly hidden in a microchip and inserted under my flesh and -- oh, wait, that's a scene from one of the Bourne movies, not actually me. Never mind.
In the world of what people know, this is something I didn't know ... that there even was a tax day other than the usual one in April. I guess the feds like one so much, they had to have another.